Monday, March 22, 2010

March 18th - - - - - - - - -

Kirsten: "We're going to walk to the duck pond today. It's where the ducks live. There won't be anything really scary there, right? Do you think we'll see sharks?"
Class: "Nooo."
Ruby: "Will there be mermaids???"
Kirsten: "No. No mermaids. Will there be alligators?"
Class: "Nooo."
Ruby: "How about mermaids???"
Kirsten: "No. No mermaids. Maybe there will be a big monster..."
Class: "Nooo."
Ruby: "Maybe a mermaid???"
Sam B: "There will be no mermaids!"
Ruby: "Oh.... I really like mermaids!"
Lindsey: "Are you pretending to be an animal?"
*Sam A. shakes his head yes"
Lindsey: "Are you an elephant?"
*Sam shakes his head no*
Lindsey: "Are you a giraffe?"
*Sam shakes his head no*
Lindsey: "Are you a dog?"
*Sam shakes his head no*
Lindsey: "Are you an animal at the zoo?"
*No again*
Lindsey: "Are you an animal that people have as a pet?"
*Still no*
Lindsey: "Are you sure you're an animal???"
Sam: "Lindsey, I'll give you a clue. I'm little and I have six legs and I'm spelled A - N - T."
Lindsey: "Oh! You're an ant!"
Sam: "YES! Great job!"

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(After three months of Ruby asking every single day if the farmers' market is open....)
Hovan (raises hand): "Umm. Excuse me, Kirsten?"
Kirsten: "Yes, Hovan?"
Hovan: "Umm... Is the farmers' market open today?"

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Lindsey "You all did a really great job at the fire drill! You walked really quickly and now we can go back inside for circle. Great job coming outside."
Ruby "Umm. Lindsey?"
Lindsey "What's up, Ruby?"
Ruby "I like chocolate ice cream."
Lindsey "......ok."
Tuesday, March 16th - - - -
Lila "Sofia, I really like your bow clip. It's really pretty."
Sofia *keeps coloring*
Lila "Aren't you going to say thank you that your bow clip is pretty?"
Sofia "Thank you that my bow clip is pretty, Lila!"
Monday, March 15th - - - -

Andrew "I have twenty - eighty two - sixteen - hundreds fish!"
Lindsey "Wow, Andrew. That's a lot of fish! What do you feed all of them."
Andrew "Uuuuh. Fish food!"

Monday, March 8, 2010

Lindsey: "Where are you going in your boat, girls?"
Vivian: "Lindsey, we're going on a trip."
Ruby: "Yeah! We're going to FRANCE!"
Vivian: "I really don't want to have to tell you this, but actually we're going to Pennsylvania."

Friday, March 5, 2010

Lindsey: "James, I think I'm going to change my name today. I think I should be Bob."
James: "Nooo. You can't!"
Lindsey: "Why not?"
James: "Because your name is Lindsey."
Lindsey: "Why is my name Lindsey?"
James: "Because you LOOK like a Lindsey!"
March 5th - - -
Lindsey: "What will you see at Disney world, boys?"
Ethan and Trevor: "A monorail!"
Trevor: "And there's a tower of terror. Do you know how fast the people go in the tower of terror?"
Ethan and Trevor: "SOOO FAST!"
Trevor: "And then they fall down and get bumps."
Ethan: "And they have to go to the doctor. But they will be okay."

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Lindsey plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on the piano.
Hovan: "I know what that is!"
Lindsey: 'What is it?"
Hovan: "Mozart."

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Lila ('playing' and singing "Mary had a Little Lamb"): "Mary had a little sheep. Little sheep. Mary's little sheep went to her house. The end."
March 2nd - - - - -

(on the swings)
Lila: "Lindsey, look how high we're going!"
Vivian:"Yeah, Lindsey! We're going higher than... than... CHINA!"
Lila: "Yeah! CHINA!"
March 1st - - - -

Lindsey: "Is your skunk going to have any breakfast this morning?"
Sofia: "Yep. He likes to eat frogs and squirrels and bugs.... I wonder why he has stinky spray?"
Lindsey: "I don't know. What do you think?"
Sofia: "I think it's because he eats frogs and squirrels and bugs! They're all stinky!"