Lindsey - "Hey, Hovan - What are you up to over here?"
Hovan - "Oh, nothing."
Lindsey - "Are you playing nicely with Jeremy?"
Hovan - "Well, I was going to fake punch him actually."
Lindsey - "That's probably not a good idea, though, right?"
Hovan - "Well, it was just going to be a fake punch."
Lindsey - "What's the difference between a fake punch and a real punch?"
Hovan (without missing a beat) - "Seven."
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